didn't we almost have it all??

It's being reported that the freakish, car-crash marriage between Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown is about to end in a messy, car-crash divorce. And we know exactly what you're thinking.You're thinking that if Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown divorce, who'll be around to poke their fingers up Whitney's bum and yank out nuggets of constipated poo, aren't you? Anyone? OK, so it was just us...
When they started out, Whitney Houston was the biggest female star on the planet - releasing giant-sounding wedding reception songs that got to number one and stayed there for months and months. And Bobby... well, Bobby was the boy who sung Candy Girl and the theme-tune to Ghostbusters 2. But as years progressed, Bobby and Whitney became more and more of a joke. And what's the best way to deal with a negative public image? Describing how you pull excrement from your wife's arse on your own reality TV show, of course.
Being Bobby Brown was Whitney and Bobby's chance to shine a light on what a lovely, and publicly misconstrued, couple they really were. Shame, then, that the show revolved mainly around Bobby describing how he manually relieved Whitney's constipation. One TV critic went so far as to call the show:"The most disgusting and execrable series ever to ooze its way onto television."But now, after reports that Bobby Brown was seen "flirting with a bevy of beauties backstage at a concert telling them he was no longer with his wife," it looks like a divorce really is in the cards for Whitney and Bobby.
Oh Whitney, didn't you almost have it all? Yours was the greatest love of all. Maybe now you just wanna dance with somebody... else. Hey, where are you going? Come back, we've got a million of these...