I came across this link through a friend...
Features
Imagine if you could create the church you wanted, any way you wanted.
Put together a worship service exactly the way YOU want: hymns, no hymns, drums, no drums.
Choose a denomination(Lutheran, Catholic, Baptist, Pentecostal plus many more obscure factions) Or load a brand new emergent plug-in
Take weekly offerings and go over budget
Start your own radio or cable-access show
Attend the latest conference to hone your skills
Implement the latest ministry fad
Review weekly attendance and giving records
Earn points with God by winning souls for Christ
With network play enabled, you can steal members from other churches and earn points just like you saved them yourself.
1 comments:
That...is...freaking...hilarious! :D
Post a Comment